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angelina doesn’t do thanksgiving.

It’s fairly common knowledge that Angelina Jolie is fuckin’ weird - I mean who wears a vile of your significant other’s blood around your neck? - and we all know she’s basically converted her husband, Brad Pitt into a wackjob too, but she doesn’t do Thanksgiving. And it’s not because she doesn’t like turkey or thinks it’s too much work to stuff the bird. But it’s because she finds it to be a glorified celebration of murder. She thinks it’s a celebration of “what the white settlers did to the native indians.” And I have to admit, I guess I can kind of see what she’s saying, but let’s face it, it’s become more more of a holiday like Christmas where it’s more family-centric instead of an antiquated celebration of the Mayflower coming to North America. We give thanks and tell everyone what we’re thankful for on Thanksgiving. So I’m going to have to disagree with her and continue to hope the court’s refuse her another child and prevent her “world family” from growing even further.

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